HOW CAN A STUDENT Pass????

Why the students fail???





It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.





Typical academic year for a student:





1.Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.





2.Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.





3.8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.Days left 141.





4.1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.Days left 126.





5. 2 hours daily for food %26amp; other delicacies (chewing


Properly %26amp; swallowing)-means 30days.Days left 96.





6.1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means


15 days.Days left 81.





7.Exam days- per year at least 35 days.Days left 46.





8.Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.





9.For sickness- at least 3 days.Remaining days=3.





10.Movies and functions - at least 2 days.1 day left.





11.That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY!


how can u study on that day!


so,now can the student be blamed?

HOW CAN A STUDENT Pass????
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


if thts how they teach u to calculate , no wonder they fail, hahahahahahaha


come to think about it, why to pay for the educational system if our kids don't go to schools, thts why i'm with home learning system


looool ;D
Reply:I didn't check your math.. but this is funny. Education in America is ridiculous.. and I'm American.. sheesh!
Reply:hehe thats pretty darn funny....but i bet it wont work with my parents or school!:(
Reply:omg!


that was so funny!


and true!


ps - all u other jobless guys hu totalled it up....sheesh!stop trying to justify a joke!





a * for u!
Reply:LOL great points! love it!
Reply:that is sooo true!!! im goin to spread that in school tomorrow.....lool
Reply:too long
Reply:Why does this remind me of the one where the three guys split a hotel room and end up missing a dollar? All the addition is done in the wrong order.





If you have 35 days over the course of a year that you have exams on (I don't know where you go to school but I've never had that many) you don't take away 35 days, you take away 35 x the length of the exam. That is unless you don't eat, sleep, exercise or talk at all on those 35 days. If not, you're saying you spend 840 hours (35 days x 24 hours) taking exams. Same for holidays (40 days off just for holidays?), summer days and Sundays.





The correct way to do it would be like this:


365 days:


- 52 Sundays


- 50 Summer days


- 35 Exam days


- 40 Holidays


- 3 Sick days


- 1 Birthday


= 184 days for school work





From ONLY those 184 days left you take away:


8 hours for sleep


1 hour for play


2 hours for food


1 hour for talking


=


Leaving you with 12 hours EACH DAY for schoolwork, or a total of 2,208 hours, which is 92 days.





Take away the 2 days for movies and you have:


90 days for schoolwork.





Or was the funny part supposed to be that it's added up wrong because of bad schools?
Reply:Of course, students prefer more than a pass but in term of failing, if the student submits work of satisfactory standards, an F shouldn't occur.